The marvelous richness of human experience would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome. The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful if there were no dark valleys to traverse. ~ Helen Keller

Thursday, November 19, 2015

A Visit From Katherine Jane

Katherine Jane Snyder, the neighbor who lived behind our family in Thornton, Colorado.
I can still hear her laugh and see her smile.
Kathy was a close family friend until her death in November 1986.
Photo courtesy of her son, Bill Snyder.
What follows is an account of a weird, rambling, vivid, and elaborate dream I had in the early morning hours of Thursday, November 19, 2015. Please do not expect much of this to make sense. I am transcribing it at the request of my friend, Bill Snyder.

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I am walking my two dogs, Tonka and Daisy, up the hill on Palo Verde Street in Thornton, Colorado. In the third house from the top of the street, west side, lived the Snyder family, our close friends and backyard neighbors.

At the front door, I encounter two of Kathy's nieces. I do not know their names; they are young and walking small dogs, perhaps a Shih Tzu and a Silky Terrier. They step up to the silver metallic screen door and press the doorbell. I tell them, well, I'm pretty sure Kathy won't want my big dogs inside, so I scoot around to the left of the house where the driveway is located.

On the right side of the driveway are large plants with pale green leaves, a type of lily I believe. I steer clear from the plants as there are a number of hornworms crawling about on top. The fence to the back yard is a tall, wooden privacy fence. I let myself inside and am greeted by the most amazing scene.

What was once a small yard is now at least an acre, if not more. My parents' house, which is due west and up a retaining wall with a ladder and gate for easy access to one another's yards, seems so far away. The Snyders' yard stretches far to the north and west and is hilly, filled with ponds and berms.

Suddenly Dave is by my side, and I tell him that we have to keep Tonka from the muddy pond up ahead. I turn to the right, and next to the side of the house is a lush pond with wetland grasses alongside. Daisy has already jumped into the water. Further to the right is a huge cement goldfish pond. There are a number of small goldfish eating from a fish feeder at the right side of the pond, next to the covered patio which runs the length of the house. A large black crow is perched above the fish, waiting to pick an unsuspecting fry from the school of fish.

It looks like there is renovation being done on the north side of the house. I leave the dogs to play and head inside.

Construction is in progress. I show Dave around, although much of what I see is completely unfamiliar to me. Here is where the kitchen used to be, I tell him. Now it seems to be a large open cafeteria area, with fine wood paneling on the walls. In the living room, there remains a long stereo player, which the family had for as long as I can remember. I walk down the hallway and where there used to be two small bedrooms, you now see a coffee shop, with small round tables and espresso machines against the wall.

The master bedroom has been expanded to create a new conference center. In walks Kathy, greeting me with a smile and a hug and a hearty laugh. How do you like my new place? she asks. The room is huge and appears to have church pews along the north wall. There is light streaming through the many windows, and now you can see a stage and pulpit up ahead. Several people are milling about, preparing the room for a meeting. Kathy tells me that she wanted to transform the house into something useful.

Now my childhood friend Peggy has arrived in the room. Someone makes a comment about the speaker scheduled to address the congregation, making disparaging remarks about a book he wrote and whether his faith is genuine. Peggy defends the man, proclaiming him to be a true Christian in every sense.

I ask Kathy where the master bedroom has gone, and she shows me an addition being built near the luscious back yard. It is small but enough, she says, to suit her needs. She says she can always look outside and see her beautiful surroundings.

After we leave through the back door, I look and see my parents' house, oh so far away, and the homes of our neighbors: Riojas, Staab, Lister, Blunt, now only tiny little houses off in the distance.

Kathy waves goodbye as I walk down the driveway with my dogs. It was so good to see you again, I say.

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Thank you for visiting me, Katherine Jane.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Will Work for Marijuana

Oftentimes in the mornings on my way to work, I see a certain fellow. He is a long-haired guy with a faded Tim Tebow jersey, pushing his bicycle and cart with a handwritten sign: "Cheap Labor. Ask."

This morning I saw him at about the same location with a different sign: "Will Work for Marijuana."

Ahh, the new Colorado.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Creamy Chicken Noodle Soup


Dave and I have been sick with some creeping crud, a brutal cold/cough combination that is lingering. With the big snowstorm this weekend, I decided to take a stab at some homemade chicken noodle soup (this is not something I've done before--yes, I said it).

Here's what you'll need:

1.5 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breasts or chicken tenders
2 cups chopped carrots
2 cups chopped celery
1/2 large white onion, cut into long slivers
1/2 green bell pepper, chopped
2 packages low sodium chicken broth (32 oz.)
1 can cream of celery soup
12 oz. package of egg noodles
1 stick butter
Seasonings: salt, pepper, parsley, 1 bay leaf, paprika, garlic powder

In large stock pot, add the broth, carrots, celery, green pepper, onion, bay leaf, and season to taste with salt, pepper, parsley, and garlic powder. Stir in the cream of celery soup.

Cut the chicken into spoon-sized pieces. Melt the stick of butter in a skillet, add the chicken, sprinkle paprika and garlic powder over the meat. Cook chicken until the outsides are white. Pour chicken and butter mixture into the stock pot.

Bring contents of the pot to a hard boil. Cover and simmer for 1.5 to 2 hours. Add egg noodles about 20 minutes before eating.

~ Optional: Serve with rolls and butter. We also had a dish of chilled cranberry sauce as a dessert side.

=== MAKES 10 SERVINGS ===

Monday, December 15, 2014

Burrito Dreaming

4:38 AM: Awakened by a vivid dream in which I spent a ridiculous amount of time wending my way through an elaborate build-your-own-burrito buffet, frustrated in the end with an empty plate owing to the fact that I never found the essential building block: a tortilla. Sadly, I am a hopeless dork... even in my dreams.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Least Favorite Words


In no particular order, except for kiddo. It's definitely nails-on-a-chalkboard-first for me. Don't ever call me kiddo. Thank you.

Kiddo
Actually
Literally
Walkability
Moist
Phlegm
Incentivize (or just about anything with "ize" tacked to the end)
Syringe
Fondle
Soiled
Recoup
Panties
Word. (when used as a reply or a statement)
Bromance
Hubby
Wonk
Newbie
Delish
Uber
Chillax
Webinar
Awesome
Vacillate
Fungible
Retard

And yours would be?


Monday, June 2, 2014

Dog Days

Two vehicles pull into the lot at the same time. A champagne-colored Nissan spits out a woman accompanied by two eager white poodles. "Wait, wait, just a minute, hold on now!" she barks at her wiggling charges while juggling leashes, poop bags, keys, and a fanny pack.

A few spots over is a van with Missouri plates. The driver lights a cigarette, opens the hatchback and says calmly, quietly, in a matter-of-fact voice: "There will be no eating of other dogs." An elderly German Shepherd hops out of the van.

Let the games begin.

(at Majestic View Nature Center, Arvada)

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Missouri Hash


Missouri Hash

1 medium onion, chopped
1 lb. ground beef
1 large can crushed tomatoes (about 3 cups)
1 cup uncooked rice (I use Minute Rice)
1 packet chili seasoning
1/4 cup chopped pickled jalapenos --OR--
     1 small can diced green chilis (if you prefer a milder flavor)
1 cup grated cheddar cheese

Brown ground beef and onion together, drain. Stir in the chili seasoning and cook a couple minutes longer.

In 8x12 greased baking dish, stir together the tomatoes, rice and jalapenos (or chilis), then add the ground beef mixture.

Cover with foil and bake at 375F for 35 minutes.

Remove foil and sprinkle cheese on top during the last 10 minutes of baking.

Optional: Serve with salad and rolls.

=== MAKES 6 SERVINGS ===

Friday, February 21, 2014

A Comedy of Errors

Photo courtesy of the Internet (not my license plate)
Monday evening I met a friend of mine for dinner. On our way out, we stopped near the back of my car to chat. For some reason, Terri was drawn to my license plate and read the number/letter combination out loud. Then she said, "Do you realize that your plates expired in September?"

What? No! That can't be right. I looked down and yes indeed, even at night the evidence was plain as day. September 2013. Here it is Presidents Day 2014, and I'm cruising around with expired plates.

I drove home, sheepishly, carefully, certain that now--after nearly five months driving around as a scofflaw--I was jinxed simply by knowing.

Once home, I dug through my paperwork to try and figure out how the hell this happened. I am meticulous and careful about such things. This was a near impossibility.

Nope. It had not been paid. We moved a little over a year ago. Somehow Dave's license plates had been renewed in that time but what happened to mine? No matter, it was time to deal with the problem.

Dave volunteered to go to DMV first thing Tuesday morning. I wasn't sure if it would be a problem, since his name was not on the registration. He took my registration and the checkbook.

Apparently the first day after a holiday is THE worst day to visit DMV. Dave later reported around 75 people were waiting to be served. He stood around for a bit, talking to another fellow in the queue, explaining our circumstances. That man told Dave it was unlikely they would allow him to renew the plates without my driver's license. Dave left.

I was not at all comfortable leaving my driver's license with Dave so he could return the next day. That would surely be flirting with disaster. Expired plates + missing driver's license = flashing cop car lights in the rear view mirror. I would do it myself, first thing Thursday morning.

But wait, while I'm there, why don't I see about adding Dave's name to the title? That way there could be no question in the future. I found the title, safely stashed away in our security box.

Turns out Dave's name was already on the title. I looked again at the registration. Both our names were there. Apparently neither of us were observant enough to notice this little detail.

Oh well, I still had to take my punishment. There is a hefty penalty for allowing your plates to expire. Plus, who knows if one of the notoriously grouchy DMV workers would give me a hard time for being incompetent. Nah, they would just want the money.

I looked online to make sure I had everything necessary to renew in person. Proof of insurance! I located the insurance certificate, lounging quietly in the glovebox, noted its expiration date was March and left it on the table with all the DMV paraphernalia.

Thursday morning dawns, time to get organized. I rechecked to make sure I had everything. Then I looked again at the insurance certificate. Expiration date: 3/30/13. Oh good lord, I tell myself, please come to terms with the fact that it's 2014 already.

When I signed up for electronic notifications from our insurance company, apparently that also applied to the evidence of insurance certificate. I logged online and printed a copy.

Off to DMV. Thankfully only a handful of people were inside. I waited less than five minutes for service, explained the situation to the no-nonsense clerk as she changed our address in the computer. When I slid the insurance certificate her way, she told me that her happy little computer already confirmed that we had insurance. No need for a paper copy.

I paid the $100 incompetence tax, plus an additional $102.35 retroactive ownership tax so that DMV could collect the money they missed out on from September to February. My new expiration date is February 2015.

Never again.

(Gratuitous photo of my car, isn't she a beauty?)

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Floretta's Shepherd's Pie


Mom lived for many years in a New Jersey neighborhood filled with Italian families. Italian food was definitely her favorite, and she often transformed everyday recipes to suit her preference. This was one of mom and dad's favorites.

(She didn't give it the name, I did, after she was gone.)

Floretta's Shepherd's Pie

1 lb. ground beef
4 large potatoes
2 cans (14 oz. each) French-cut green beans, drained
1 can (15 oz.) tomato sauce
1/2 onion, finely chopped
1 tbsp. flour
1 tbsp. oregano
1 tsp. parsley
Salt and pepper, to taste
Garlic salt or powder, to taste, or one pressed garlic clove

Prepare mashed potatoes according to your normal method.

In medium skillet, brown the ground beef; drain. Add onion, garlic salt/powder (or pressed garlic clove), salt and pepper to the meat, cook for about 2 minutes more. Pour the can of tomato sauce into the meat, add oregano and parsley, then stir in the flour. Cook until thickened.

Spread the meat and sauce mixture in the bottom of an 8 x 12-inch greased baking dish. Then spread the uncooked green beans in a layer over the meat. Finally, top with mounds of the mashed potatoes over the green beans, leaving little peaks on the tops of the potatoes.

Bake in a 375°F oven for 15-20 minutes, or until the tips of the mashed potatoes begin to turn a golden color.

~ Optional: Sprinkle a little bit of cheese on top during the last 5 minutes of baking. Serve with rolls and butter.

=== MAKES 6 SERVINGS ===

Friday, December 20, 2013

12 Months of '13

What a year 2013 turned out to be, chock full of changes from beginning to end. Much of the year was spent adjusting to our new reality, in our “new” home and at our new positions.

January
iGen press, photo courtesy of the Internet
After nearly three years of unemployment and working part-time or short-term gigs when he could, Dave landed a long-term temporary job working in his field (digital printing).

February
New dining room light fixture
House project 1: We had our dangerous electrical panel replaced, plus new ceiling fans and light fixtures were installed throughout the house.

March
Debbie's new window office
Debbie “retired” from her position at Colorado Parks and Wildlife and began a new job as an accounting clerk at a nearby non-profit. It’s peaceful, quiet, even a little boring. And the best part? She only has to work four days a week.

April
Dining room accent wall, color = Colonial Brick
House project 2: We painted the hallway, living and dining room walls, then pulled up the ugly blue carpet in preparation for:

May
Our beautiful hardwood floors
House project 3: Refinishing the lovely hardwood floors in the hallway, living and dining room.

June
Pedi color = Elvira, Mistress of the Dark purple
Mid-year break: Party a little, golf, sit in the shade, read, or maybe do nothing at all.

July
Daisy inspecting the new carpet
House projects 4 and 5: We removed the ugly, stinky mauve carpet from the sunroom, and then replaced the last bit of blue carpet in the family room with soft, beautiful, neutral carpeting.

HHS '75 classmates: Debbie, Peggy, Vicky, Karen, Bobbi
(Bobbi won the day by making the best face, ever)
Also, Debbie attended a reunion for 1970s high school classmates. Can you dig it?

August
An early morning with the Cattle Dog Contingent
Dave golfed. A lot. Debbie hung out with the dogs. A lot.

September
Our cabin near Monarch Pass
House project #6: All the gigantic bushes were removed from the property. Dave was moved to swing shift (which we both hate). Later in the month, we found ourselves a wonderful mountain getaway near Salida, complete with private hot tub. Ahh…

October
Bathroom--gutted
House project #7: Master bathroom remodel begins, and it's a big, messy project.

November
Bathroom--after
Bathroom remodel completed, trees trimmed, leaves raked, we’re ready for winter.

December
After nearly a year, Dave’s temporary position finally became permanent. Long before winter’s arrival, we experienced record low temperatures. Baby it’s cold outside! Time to curl up in front of a warm fire and wish you…


Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Peace on Earth
Debbie and Dave  *  Tonka and Daisy
(from our Christmas newsletter)